thanks to aaron ashton in texas for forwarding this one to us

imagine being invited to make a speech about whatever to whomever and then some peeps walk onto the stage dangling a bright pink and green billboard-sized sign that says “WE WANT OUR $$$$ BACK!”

man, these wall street peeps can’t catch a break these days, makes you almost feel bad for ‘em, actually fuck that, let ‘em have it

No real need to say anything here . . . prettty self-explanatory, no?

Best lines from the Slap Chop infomercial:

-”You’re gonna be in a great mood all day, cause you’re gonna be slapping your troubles away with the slap chop.”

- “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”

- “You’re gonna love my nuts.”

- “Guys, we’re gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time.”

- “Tacos, Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini.”

The face on the woman after she gets it from Baldy, is just priceless. Freeze the frame at 0:27 and savor it.